Ikea will start to organize your life into a few important segments. Those segments include cuddling him and listening to his kitten purrs. His purrs will sooth you and provide you comfort. Then, next organization segment includes playful chaos especially chasing a little spring or ball toy around. He will make you laugh and bring you joy. Next, he will take a nap in the best sunbeam around helping you relax, stop worrying, and slow down.

What else could you need in your life? Sounds like he has it all organized. Except meal time. You will be required to organize that yourself and provide him with sufficient snacks on regular intervals.

What Ikea does not bring to the table are Swedish Meatballs, Pastries, or Frozen Yogurt. He also cannot offer you maze like show rooms that seem to never end. He also doesn't provide furniture that is unassembled with nonsensical instructions nor is he qualified to assemble such things.

Ikea does offer color coordination with home decor. He is therefore dressed in the latest fashion of black tabby stripes and white. He knows that this will make him look good on any color of furniture and on your lap regardless of what color you are wearing. He is set to look like he was made for all your decor.

In all reality, Ikea is a sweet little guy who loves to come sit on a lap and cuddle in tight. He then will get zoomies and romp around with his siblings wrestling until they all pass out in a little kitten puddle on a blanket. Because of his young age, Ikea would like to be adopted with one of his siblings or adoptive siblings (Napa Auto Parts, Peavey Mart, Home Depot, Co-op Agro, Mistral, Morrow, or Serein.) Ikea comes from a litter of 5 with 3 adopted siblings. Ikea has been around many cats and has found an adoptive mom in SOS alumni Maude. He also has been around dogs and thinks they are okay but it is a bit rude they move around his food bowls and disrupt his organization. He just takes that as an opportunity to re-organize.